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OSCAR
ROZANSKY

A man. A myth. A meme.

Oscar Rozansky, prime real estate ✔ VERIFIED LEGEND

Oscar, 18 ● online (he's right behind you)

📍 0.2 miles away — actually he's in the room. hi.

6'0" but the personality is 6'5". I cook (that's a real fish in the photo, not a flex, ok it's a flex). Will plan a date AND show up to it. Looking for someone who claps when the food comes out.

🍳 cooks unprompted 🏔️ touches grass 🤵 owns a suit 👀 dangerous eye contact 💇 elite hair maintenance 🐐 that guy

Go ahead. Try to swipe left. I dare you.

GREEN FLAGS ONLY

We checked for red flags. The scanner caught fire.

✅ Makes eye contact. Aggressively. (Exhibit A: photo 1)
✅ Has been outside. Documented. (Exhibit C: an actual mountain)
✅ Cooks dinner instead of asking "wyd"
✅ Texts back. Revolutionary.
✅ Owns formalwear and knows what an iron is
🚩 Red flag found: dangerously low supply of flaws. Concerning.

RANDOM OSCAR FACT™

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RATE OSCAR

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5 / 10

Drag it. I'll wait.

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE (THE NUMBERS ARE MADE UP)

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"Yeah, that's me. I'm not gonna lie, I look pretty good."
— Oscar Rozansky, looking directly at this website